It Better Be a Joke

Someone please tell me this item is a joke.

Okay, maybe not. But I really hope it is. And this item is somehow more perverse, especially when you read the description, "Two things a guy wants to see when he takes off a girl's clothes: a thong and the slogan "I Love Abortion." This product is designed to fit juniors. It fits snug, sizes run small."

I'd like to think of a funny way to end this post. I can't.