Why Didn't Bob Barker Think of This?

Loyal reader RB sends us the latest news from the world of PETA...

Porn star Ron Jeremy is advocating sexual abstinence. Among animals. “Sometimes, Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing,” declares the nude adult-film star in a new ad for PETA. The campaign is aimed at cutting back on the number of puppies and kittens born. In the racy ad, Jeremy, lying in bed — partially covered with a sheet and holding a pair of handcuffs — asks people to “help end overpopulation by spaying and neutering your cats and dogs.”

For once, I'm speechless.