Any Excuse for A Simpsons Quote

Wojr sends us another site whose name is just slightly misleading. Which allows us throw out another classic Simpsons quote...

Marge: "Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?"

Homer: "Yeah, pretty much... except that we drove around in a van solving mysteries."

Marge: (pause) "Homer, I want to throw a dinner party."

Homer: "Oh, I hate having parties. The toilet always gets backed up."

Marge: "I don't care if the sink shoots sludge. We're having a party."

(The next day, the Simpsons visit a store named... ahem.... "Stoner's Pot Palace.")

Otto: (walking out) "Man, that is flagrant false advertising!"

And I'm not even using the best jokes from that episode.