This Also Explains 1992

The yellow eyes were always a tip-off...

New York Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has received the season's first major political endorsement: from the Devil. While Mrs. Clinton is often likened to the Devil, this is the first time that the so-called 'Master of Hell' has actually endorsed a candidate. Meanwhile, speculation has already begun as to whether Mrs. Clinton is to be the sole recipient of Satan's endorsement or whether he will throw his weight behind several candidates, including Senate Republican leader Bill Frist.

The real question is whether Hillary will later double-cross the Devil, or whether she'll just offer Bill up as a human sacrifice. I'm also wondering whether I would object.