The Simpsons Quote of the Week

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In an effort to get Homer interested in boxing, Moe shows off his storeroom, filled with trophies and pictures from Moe's days as a prizefighter. Homer is stunned to see a picture of Moe with a very well-known boxing promoter...

Homer: "Hey, you know Luciuss Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing! He's exactly as rich and famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!"

Moe: "Yeah, Luciuss was my manager. Back when I was known as Kid Gorgeous, everybody wanted a piece of me. But somehow, I just never made it to the big-time."

Homer: "Why not?"

Moe: "Because I got knocked out forty times in a row... that, plus politics. You know, it's all politics."

Homer: (mutters) "Lousy Democrats."