So This Is What The Internet Was For

The Lord of Truth (currently doing his best House imitation, with cane included) sends us this link to what some might call a greater cause...

So, here's the story... I said to my girlfriend that any stupid website could get tons of hits, simply because people are bored all the time. She said that I was an idiot and couldn’t make a website that could get tons of hits if I wanted to. After a long argument (mostly centered around the fact that she called me an idiot) we made a bet:

If I could not make a website to get 2,000,000 hits, I would agree that I was an idiot; however, if I could make a website to get 2,000,000 hits, she would have a menage a trois (that's a threesome to you non french-speakers) with me and another girl. I thought she was kidding at the time, but then she said she was so sure of herself, that she would even put it in writing. This of course is an ultra-binding contract.

Somewhere out there, other guys are taking notes. Please note that he's already succeeded. Meanwhile, I'm now officially upset that this guy got 2,000,000 hits for this, and I can't get 100,000 for boring the hell out of you.