Ummmmmmm..... Secret Menu

I think I speak for Homer Simpson when I state my outrage at the existence of secret menu options at fast food restaurants (hat tip: Jonah Goldberg at the Corner). This is America, dammit! Where's the transparency Obama promised?

And as a proud patron of the In-n-Out Burger in Vegas, I'm not shocked someone would order the 100 x 100. But what's really impressive is that it only cost $97.66.