Great Moments In Higher Educational Research

The headline reads: Why Guys Prefer Hooking Up to Dating. Apparently, professors at JMU did a study that determined that college guys prefer hooking up to dating, while women prefer the latter. They also found out that women want a relationship more than men, and men value independence more than women.

Either the professors at JMU are insanely stupid for needing a study to learn this stuff, or they just wanted to get grant money and make up a study so they could claim to be doing "research." I'm not sure which conclusion I find more comforting.