We Finally Have Proof: All New York Baseball Fans Are Disturbed

Craig Calcaterra points out the most interesting results of a Wall Street Journal poll of New Yorkers conducted to determine the differences between Mets fans and aYankees fans.  Basically, Mets fans drink more beer, own more guns, listen to more sports radio, gamble more, and are slightly more likely to have stopped education after high school.  Based on the results, I can conclude the following:

1.  Mets fans are alcoholics and more likely to need to blow off steam using firearms.  No shock there.

2.  Yankees fans are mostly wine-cooler sipping nouveau riche poseurs with superiority complexes.

Hey, it's all science.