What Happens in North Wales...

You know, I'm waiting for someone to blame this story on John Ashcroft and the Patriot Act...

Strippers and pole dancers should be banned from performing in stretch limousines, according to a British report.

Councilors from the mountainous Welsh county of Gwynedd said many limousine hire companies were providing erotic dancers as entertainment for clients, but agreed in-car striptease was "inappropriate."

"Lately, stretch limousines have been used more and more," said the report prepared for the council's licensing committee.

"Some operators are providing entertainment to clients within the vehicle which may involve inappropriate activities such as lap dancing, giving rise to concerns about indecency."

Somehow, in an upset similar in impact to Douglas-Tyson, North Wales just became contender for a lot of future bachelor parties.