Thursday, September 23, 2004

The Battle of the Sexes

The Lord of Truth keeps us updated on the battle of the sexes. First, the men win one...
Malaysian man shot and killed his wife after he mistook her for a monkey picking fruit in a tree behind their house, the New Straits Times said on Wednesday.

The man, 70, is being held by police for causing death through recklessness after he fired a shotgun at what he thought was a monkey in a mangosteen tree on Monday, the newspaper said.

O.J.'s got to be thinking that this guy's a lot smarter than he was. Meanwhile, the women appear to have gotten their revenge...
A man was found dead after falling from a trail in Grand Canyon National Park and landing about 500 feet below, a park spokeswoman said Monday.

Efforts to recover the man's body using a helicopter were hampered by high wind Monday and park spokeswoman Leah McGinnis said an attempt would be made Tuesday.

It was an unclear why the man fell while hiking Saturday, McGinnis said. His wife had been walking in front of him and didn't see him fall.

Authorities didn't release the man's identity because they had not yet positively identified the body Monday.

Wait one second. His wife saw him fall, and they have a dead body, but they won't ID it because they haven't positively ID'd it yet?! What, do they think there's two bodies at the bottom of the cliff?

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