The NFL Recap, Week Two

I do these at work as part of my duties as Sports Czar, so why not share with the greater public?

It's a long week, so the recap will unveil our favorite way of recapping games, and we have way too much work on our plates to waste our time making fun of the targets du jour. There are so many -- the Redskins...Dan Rather... the Packers... Dan Rather... the Chiefs... Dan Rather...

But we're swamped, and so we'll take the easy way out... haiku recaps! Hey, everyone's back in school, and it's about the time every third grader is drafting one of these anyway. If your kids steal these, I expect a royalty.

The Dolphins really stink
Cincy wins late Sunday night
Wait... the Bengals win?

Pats win sixteenth straight
While Cards honor Pat Tillman.
A hero for all.

Colts stampede Titans
Peyton wins MVP battle
In Tennesee, too.

Jaguars nip Broncos
While scoring fewer points than
Our Ryder Cup team.

Ravens deck Pittsburgh
But Deion hurt a hamstring
Of course, no one cares.

Lions beat Houston
Detroit now two and oh, sign
of apocalypse?

Bears blast the Pack
On the frozen tundra, yet
Favre must have been sick.

Giants over Redskins
Seven turnover delight
Gibbs back to NASCAR?

Saints over the Niners
Late TD pass to win it
Almost Big Queasy.

Falcons whup up Rams
Vick dazzles even Martz this time
Are Rams overrated?

Panthers stun the Chiefs
K.C. is now oh and two,
Vermeil may now cry.

Seahawks stuff the Bucs
Chucky pulls Johnson for Simms
Texas grads snicker.

Dallas over Browns
Wow- Parcells wears a visor;
Spurrier tribute?

Raiders knock off Bills
Cold offense for Buffalo
Fits town perfectly.

Jets roll the Chargers
Pennington looks like Brady
We see contender.

Eagles stomp Vikings
McNabb beats Culpepper and
T.O. bests Moss -- hah!

Yes, that was lame, but you get what you pay for.