The Yankees Are Evil, Part II

In our continuing feature...

If there's one thing worse than Derek Jeter in the postseason, it's Tim McCarver calling Derek Jeter's games in the postseason. Rob Neyer once wrote a terrific column detailing Jeter's inadequacies at shortstop, despite the non-stop hype by McCarver and his ilk. That was three years ago, and Jeter has actually gotten worse defensively. Yet McCarver will spend the next few weeks extolling the virtues of Derek Jeter to the point that most of us non-Yankee fans will need to vomit. If Jeter grounded into a double play, McCarver would spend the next ten minutes praising his freaking hustle down the line.

What's really aggravating about it is that McCarver doesn't have the good grace to declare his love openly for Jeter. Maybe then Jessica Alba would split with Jeter.