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And in the realm of stories that shock no one...

Sen. John Kerry, who has relatives in France and speaks French, was traveling Friday to the country that was treated like a liability during his bid for the U.S. presidency.

But this was not a social call for the Massachusetts Democrat. He was meeting with President Jacques Chirac to discuss the Middle East and, later, holding talks with Foreign Minister Michel Barnier.

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