No, Seriously, This Won't Be Mocked on a VH-1 Special in Ten Years

I'd comment on this story, but I'm trying not to get in trouble...

Lindsay Lohan, the red-haired "Mean Girls" star, is getting the Barbie treatment with a new doll made in her likeness. The doll is dressed in full red-carpet splendor, wearing a beige dress and a faux fur-trimmed coat.

The Mattel doll comes complete with a director's chair and her very own velvet rope, the company announced recently. Part of the toy maker's "My Scene" line, the Lohan doll is due out in June and will retail for about $30.

The most disturbing thing about this story will be the guys lining up to buy the doll. Shudder.