No Need To Say Anything

The Lord of Truth sends us a story that... well, let's just say we aren't surprised...

It may be fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A, but spending time in j-a-i-l is likely no walk in the park, even for a macho man.

Victor Edward Willis, the original policeman and lead singer from the Village People, had a chance to find out firsthand this week after he was arrested when police discovered a gun and drugs in his car during a traffic stop in Daly City, California.

Willis was was arrested late Monday after police turned up a loaded .45, crack cocaine and drug paraphernalia while searching his convertible Corvette.

Though it was not clear what prompted the traffic stop, it turned out that Willis was wanted on a $15,000 felony warrant for possession of narcotics, which prompted his arrest and the search of his car.

The former Village Person did not have a valid driver's license or any form of identification and initially tried to lie to police about his name and address, before switching tactics and informing them that he was a founding member of the over-the-top disco band, police said.

I'm guessing the writer enjoyed using the words "former Village Person." This should be highly disturbing to any person who ever dressed up as a member of the Village People for Halloween. Not that I know anyone who ever did that.