Really, Everyone Can Have His Own Blog

Here's one blog that I hope keeps getting updated: that of our friend Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. A quick excerpt lets us into the thinking of the leader of the Iraqi insurgency...

I get a lot of email from homies who just don't want to wait for their virgins; they need to bust a nut right now! Well, as you know, dating for the contemporary Jihadist can be a dangerous minefield in which to tread, but there's an option you may have not considered. Allow me to break it down for you.

Now, see, Allah is definitively not down with gayness, but when you're chillin' in the garage with your fellow Jihadis, sometimes you get a little frisky. This is normal. The good news is, Mohammed never said anything specific about not jabbing each others' poo, if you know what I mean. Just remember, though; don't go falling in love with another man, because, well, that's totally gay.

You know, it's almost enough to make you hope we don't kill him.