Kim Jong-il -- Master Golfer

There may not be anything funnier than Kim Jong-Il's official "bio"...

North Korea's official media has said flowers come into bloom when he appears and rainbows fill the sky on his birthday.

He is, it is said, a man who pilots jet fighters -- even though he travels by land for his infrequent trips abroad.

He has also penned operas, produced movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first round he ever played.

Just 11? What a slacker. He's nowhere as tough as this guy...