Irrelevant Unsolved Mystery of the Day

Bringing you the questions that don't matter, except they get stuck in your head and make you wonder...

I know every complex crime in Idaville gets solved by Encyclopedia Brown. I also understand why Bugs Meany and other kids commit petty criminal acts -- they're kids, and kids do stupid things. Here's what I don't get -- why do intelligent professional criminals keep committing crimes there? Don't they realize they're going to be caught?