Assigning Blame Where It Belongs

Yes, the spawn of Satan won the World Series. I blame President Obama. 8 years in office, Bush never let the friggin' Yankees win a title. Obama's in office less than ten months, and we're watching the mercenaries from New York dancing with a trophy. Just like Bill Clinton, who couldn't keep the Yankees from winning four titles during his two terms. Before that, Jimmy Carter was President when the Bronx Zoo copped two titles in the 1970's. In fact, the Yankees haven't won a title with a Republican in office since the days of Eisenhower. It's clear all sorts of bad things only happen when Dems are in the White House. Or as Sideshow Bob once noted...

"I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever. And when they get in, I'm back on the street! With all of my criminal buddies! Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha!!"

Bottom line conclusion -- if you want to prevent further Yankee titles, vote Republican. Otherwise, you're just siding with Satan and rooting for the Yankees.