When Kinda Sucking Is A Good Thing

I can't deny the logic of this column -- the GOP will win back control of Congress because they suck... less than the Democrats do.  Spectacular closing note...

People do remember how much the Republicans suck, and they know where it tops out … and that is nowhere near as bad as the Democrats are today. Like with the barking dog, it’s annoying, but you know it’s not going to cause the collapse of civilization as we know it. Not so with the zombie apocalypse; who knows how bad that could get if left to continue? Same with the Democrats and Obama; people have never dealt with anything this horrible their entire lives, and they aren’t that curious to see how much worse it can be.


So the Republicans kinda suck, and that’s why they’re going to win huge this November. Because in the land of epic, mega, ultra, apocalyptic levels of sucking, those who kinda suck are king. Or at least are going to win in a landslide.


Because once the zombie apocalypse is over, the annoying neighbor dog is going to be music to your ears.


For a little while, at least.

(hat tip: Instapundit) Tip to the GOP: Try not to suck as much this time, or there will be a third party before you know it.