Last Dance With Mary Jane

Just a tip -- you're much more likely to be needing the drugs for the next 18 years than you did during labor...

Police say a new father faces drug charges because he lit up a marijuana joint while waiting for his wife to give birth at a western Pennsylvania hospital.

...Uniontown police Sgt. Jonathan Grabiak tells the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review that a nurse smelled the marijuana when she took a cigarette break in the same area, and a hospital security guard called police about 3:20 a.m.

Grabiak says the man told him, "I'm having a baby and wanted to get a buzz" and then pulled a bag of marijuana from his shoe.

Dude, you're in a hospital. How hard would it have been to argue that it was medicinal?