Dancing With The... Wait, Who Are These Guys Again?

I'm not sure what's a bigger sign of the decline of America:

1.  That the reveal of the celebrity cast of Dancing With The Stars is considered to be news; or
2.  That the so-called celebrities don't even qualify for the "H" list in Hollywood.  Chaz Bono and Rob Kardashian?  Seriously?  What, Bib Saget's housekeeper wasn't available?