It's Beer -- Even When It's Bad, It's Good

I'm guessing the "researchers" were using this as an excuse to meet women...

Scientists claim to have cracked the code of every drinker's dreams - what makes a perfect pint. 

Based on surroundings, music volume and the number of drinking partners, researchers have devised a formula that can calculate what makes a perfect pint for any given individual.  

The equation also takes into account the availability of snacks, the ambient room temperature, and the number of days until you are required back at work. The resulting formula is: E = - (0.62T2 + 39.2W2 + 62.4P2) + (21.8T + 184.4W + 395.4P + 94.5M - 90.25V) + 50(S + F + 6.4). 

Researchers calculated that the higher the final score for ‘E’, the greater the enjoyment of the pint will be. The complex formula was devised after researchers polled 1,000 volunteers from up and down the country on what conditions they preferred when drinking their pint.

Let me make this simple -- it's beer. It does not require an equation for someone to enjoy it.   And if you do need an equation to enjoy your beer, then I don't want you drinking with me.