Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Simpsons Quote of the Day

Apropos for today -- one of the greatest quotes ever from a Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror" Halloween special...
 
Homer goes shopping for Bart's birthday gift and ends up in a spooky store in Chinatown that sells strange objects... and frozen yogurt, which the owner calls Frogurt. The owner, a sinister old man, suggests a gift...

Owner: (holding out a Krusty the Klown doll) "Take this object... but beware it carries a terrible curse!"
Homer: (scared) "Ooooh, that's bad."
Owner: (smiles) "But it comes with a free Frogurt!"
Homer: (smiles) "That's good."
Owner: (scowling) "The Frogurt is also cursed."
Homer: (scared again) "That's bad."
Owner: (smiling again) "But you get your choice of topping!"
Homer: (relieved, smiling again) "That's good."
Owner: (scowling again) "The topping contains Potassium Benzoate." (Homer stares blankly at the owner, who grows impatient) "That's bad."
Homer: "Can I go now?"

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