Simpsons Quote of the Day

Apropos for today -- one of the greatest quotes ever from a Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror" Halloween special...

 

Homer goes shopping for Bart's birthday gift and ends up in a spooky store in Chinatown that sells strange objects... and frozen yogurt, which the owner calls Frogurt. The owner, a sinister old man, suggests a gift...

Owner: (holding out a Krusty the Klown doll) "Take this object... but beware it carries a terrible curse!"

Homer: (scared) "Ooooh, that's bad."

Owner: (smiles) "But it comes with a free Frogurt!"

Homer: (smiles) "That's good."

Owner: (scowling) "The Frogurt is also cursed."

Homer: (scared again) "That's bad."

Owner: (smiling again) "But you get your choice of topping!"

Homer: (relieved, smiling again) "That's good."

Owner: (scowling again) "The topping contains Potassium Benzoate." (Homer stares blankly at the owner, who grows impatient) "That's bad."

Homer: "Can I go now?"