Simpsons Quote of the Day

I will refrain from spending too much time wondering how this will compare to our future under Obamacare....

 

After a household accident leads to Homer's thumb being cut off, Marge and Homer race to the doctor's office to see family physicain Dr. Juilius Hibbert. The doc has some bad news...

Dr. Hibbert: "I'm sorry, Homer. Your HMO doesn't cover this type of injury."

Homer: "But I have finger insurance!"

Hibbert: "A thumb is not a finger!"

Marge: (protesting) "Isn't there anything you can do?"

Hibbert: (thinking) "Well, I could cut off the other thumb for a sense of symmetry."