The Wedding Update

by the world's least dangerous man

This update is brought to you by Timex, in honor of the ticking clock that says it's only one year until the actual day of the wedding.  Pre-anniversary gifts are accepted and even encouraged.

365 days to go...

Not much to say here, except to plug the Monday update following the mass meeting of the families this weekend at Alli's parents' house.  I really should have invited press coverage for this thing.  Or at least Downing in his role of "Featured Instigator."

In the meantime, I think I'm going to brush up on my Brando.  "I want to thank Don Barzini..."