Two Big Weekend Stories

I think from now on, every Cabinet nominee should be forced to submit a signed declaration that they never hired a nanny for any reason. It was bad enough with the two Clinton nominees for AG (which left us stuck with Janet freaking Reno) and Linda Chavez in 2000, but adding Bernie Kerik to the list makes it worse.

Well, it's confirmed: Yuschenko was poisoned. If I was Vlad Putin, I would try and pin the blame on Kofi Annan. He'd make a good patsy for the bad guys to use, especially since he's already screwed on Oil-for-Food.