I'm Cringing, and So Will Every Other Guy

Shudder...

Police in Alaska say a woman upset about an impending break-up with her boyfriend cut off his penis and flushed it down a toilet.

Utility workers recovered the severed body part and surgeons reattached it.

The woman is charged with first-degree assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence. She's being held without bail pending arraignment Monday.

Police in Anchorage say the couple argued Saturday night. But at some point they decided to have sex and the man agreed to have his arms tied above their bed.

As Vodkapundit pointed out, I'm glad they charged her with tampering with evidence. That should definitely prevent this from happening again. Meanwhile, advice to all the single guys out there: when you've told a girl that you're breaking up with her, it's probably not a good idea to let her tie you up.