Not Aiming For My Demographic

A movie starring Jennifer Lopez and Jane Fonda. You know, you can forget the political reasons I have to avoid Hanoi Jane. A movie with her and J. Lo would even make the popcorn taste terrible.

I guess they could have made it worse. They could have cast Barbra Streisand, Richard Gere (whose middle name is Tiffany?) and Julia Roberts, with a special appearance by Ben Affleck. Now there's a sign of the apocolypse.