I Coulda Been A Contender

I don't know what's more depressing -- the fact that there is a World Series of Beer Pong taking place in Las Vegas, or the fact that I'm missing it, or the fact that I'm upset about missing it. For crying out loud, the event is in Las Vegas -- how did I miss this???

Truthfully, I'm a decade past my prime. But it's a damn shame that they waited until now, because I'm guessing a certain resident of Charlotte would have teamed with me to make a championship-level entry back in 1993 and 1994.