The John Kerry Post of the Day

My latest discovery about my favorite cheese-eating surrendermonkey-looking Ketchup King cum former Presidential candidate:

Yeah, I kinda miss this feature every so often. At least, I miss the feature a lot more than the King of Ketchup, who just won't go away.

Here's the latest update on the former Democratic Presidential nominee, who may be delusional enough to believe that he's worthy of a second shot in 2008...

It's almost as if Sen. John Kerry never stopped running for president. He still jets across the country, raising millions of dollars and rallying Democrats. He still stalks the TV news show circuit, scolding President Bush at every turn.

His campaign Web site boasts of an online army of 3 million supporters.

The Massachusetts Democrat, defeated by Bush in 2004, insists it is far too early to talk about the 2008 race, but some analysts assume he has already positioning himself for another shot at the White House.

"Obviously, Kerry has all but said he wants another crack at the thing," said Neal Thigpen, a political science professor at South Carolina's Francis Marion University. "He's going to make a second try."

While most losing presidential nominees quickly fade into the political landscape, Kerry has worked hard at maintaining a high public profile.

"He's continuing the fight he began in 2004," said Kerry spokesman David Wade. "He wants to make it very clear he's a fighter who is going to continue to fight for his agenda."

Who does he think he is, William Jennings Bryan?

There's a GOP operative quoted for the proposition that he prays that Kerry might be the nominee again. While I was stunned that the Democrats were dumb enough to nominate Kerry once, even I don't think they're suicidal enough to do it again.