Fly, Eagles, Fly

In advance of tonight's Eagles-Cowboys Monday Night Football brawl, John Gonzalez lists a few more reasons to dislike Dallas...

Statue of Jefferson Davis: Right next to the convention center stands a giant likeness of the former president of the Confederacy. I have no idea where they hide the Pol Pot statue.

Texadelphia: The Southwest's version of a cheesesteak joint. Texans love it. It offers your choice of sauces - from "mustard blend" to "classic ranch spicy." I'm not making that up. They're savages.

The Cowboys' soon-to-be completed mega-stadium: Happiness is knowing Cowboys fans have to watch games at rundown Texas Stadium. They don't deserve an upgrade.

I can only add that America is a better place when Cowboy fans are depressed. So if you don't root for the Eagles tonight, you're un-American.

E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!