The Simpsons Quote of the Day

by the world's least dangerous man

Homer visits the Springfield Daily Shopper, the town's leading newspaper. The tour guide gives us the lowdown on the paper's history...

Guide: "Welcome to the Springfield Shopper, established in 1883. The newspaper was founded by Johnny Newspaperseed, a fourteen year-old boy who roamed America, founding newspapers."

Homer: (unimpressed) "If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"

Guide: "Over the years, the Shopper merged with the Springfield Times, Post, Globe, Herald, Jewish News and Hot Sex Weekly to become Springfield's number one newspaper."