Aah! They Found Me

by the world's least dangerous man

The following e-mail appeared in my mailbox last week. It appears they've finally tracked me down, hoping to procure some alumni donations -- which is probably fair, since I never had to pay a dime in tuition (I'm still ticked about the book prices, though). On the plus side, Harold Jensen as the President of the Alumni Association means April 1, 1985 will live on forever.

Villanova University Alumni Association

We are currently in the final stages of editing your biographical information to be included in the Villanova University Alumni Directory. But, we need your help! A brief telephone call will ensure your listing is completely accurate and up-to-date.

Please give us a call at your convenience this week so that we may verify your information with you.

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Gary R. Olsen '74 '80
Executive Director

Harold Jensen '87
President

Villanova University Alumni Association