The Wedding Update of the Day

by the world's least dangerous man

This update is brought to you by the news agency for idiots, Reuters, which brings us the news that 80% of single German women are happy not being married. Which makes sense if you look at German men. Just kidding, guys. I wouldn't want you to get ticked off and invade France or something... well, maybe...

372 days to go.

The first true wedding-related task has been assigned to yours truly. I need to look for potential DJs to play at the wedding. No, that's not a reference to Tropea -- if I wanted a band, then I would call him. Although the idea of a Stavish-Tropea duet at the wedding is surely a good one.