This one's for you, Johnny

No, not Kerry. A few folks know who I'm talking about, and they know why it's important that my favorite cheese-eating surrendermonkey-looking Ketchup King cum Presidential candidate stopped in NEWBURGH, NEW YORK today...

Kerry fielded questions about foreign policy, presidential politics, abortion and the death penalty in a 12-minute interview at a Wendy's fast-food restaurant in this GOP-leaning Hudson Valley community.

After polishing off a bowl of chili and a Frosty, the newly minted nominee took Bush and his Republican allies head-on.

"They don't have a record to run on so all they can do is attack," Kerry said. He was responding to Bush, who a few minutes earlier had said from the campaign trail that Kerry had no "significant achievements" in Congress.

Clearly, Kerry has no intention of actually defending his record. Maybe he agrees that it's not defensible.

But more importantly... a bowl of chili and a Frosty? Do Wendy's burgers not use Heinz Ketchup? Jokes aside, a bowl of chili mixed with a Frosty sounds like a recipie for stomach trouble.  Hope they packed some Tums.