The John Kerry Post of the Day

My latest discovery about my favorite cheese-eating surrendermonkey-looking Ketchup King cum Presidential candidate:

Aaah, a few days off, but Senator Ketchup hasn't changed a bit. Sometimes we wonder whether he spends an hour in the closet trying to pick out his clothes each morning...

Also on Saturday, Diamond reports, Kerry applied for an Ohio hunting license. Most notable about that event, Diamond says, is that Kerry hedged on naming the color of his eyes, telling the clerk that they were "hazel. Blue some days." He then asked, "Do they have blue some days in the computer?" Kerry also received a gun from some supporters on Saturday night just after a rally in Wakefield, OH.

You know, he just can't make up his mind on anything.