The John Kerry Post of the Day

My latest discovery about my favorite cheese-eating surrendermonkey-looking Ketchup King cum Presidential candidate:

Man, Ketchup Boy can't catch a break. Even when his supposedly favorite team wins the World Series, their pitching ace takes a shot at him. Check out Powerline...

I've always been an admirer of Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling. In this year's postseason, he added to his longstanding reputation as a fearless competitor by pitching, very effectively, with a dislocated tendon in his right ankle--an injury that left his ankle soaked in blood as the game progressed.

I was glad to learn that even though John Kerry has tried to associate himself with the Red Sox, Schilling is no Kerry fan. This exchange was on Good Morning America:

GIBSON: "Well, well said, Curt and Shonda. You both have certainly lifelong membership now in the Red Sox nation. It was a great thing to watch, and I think everybody – whether they were great Red Sox fans or not -- had to admire what this team did. It was extraordinary, and one of the great stories of sport. And sport always produces such great stories. Curt, Shonda, great to have you with us. Congratulations."

SCHILLING: "And make sure you tell everybody to vote, and vote Bush next week."

Best of all, Curt will be campaigning with Bush on Friday in New Hampshire. As usual, Curt is a former Phillie, which tells you all you need to know about my hometown baseball team -- they trade guys like this away.