Does He Know Which Direction to Drive?

You can't make this stuff up...

Ricky Williams began his return to South Florida on Monday when he packed some of his belongings and drove from Northern California, agent Leigh Steinberg said.

``Yes, he's driving there,'' Steinberg said Monday afternoon. ``I talked to him this morning, and he said he was all packed up. He should be on the road right now.''

Williams was living in Grass Valley, Calif., about 45 minutes northeast of Sacramento.

Until recently, he was attending a school of holistic medicine and also spent a month in India to learn yoga techniques, in an attempt to become an instructor.

Grass Valley? Are we sure that's not just an adjective?

Just remember, fellow Eagles fans -- a significant number of people in our family wanted to draft this guy, including Governor Rendell (if he ever runs for President, I want someone to ask him how we can trust his judgment when he wanted to pick Ricky Williams). Next time we want to doubt Andy Reid & Co., just picture your running back driving cross-country smoking a joint and noshing on potato chips.