Amusing Bumper Sticker or T-Shirt Slogan We've Seen Lately

Another entry in a continuing series of driving diversions.

OK, so I live in NJ. Imagine my surprise and amusement this week as I pulled up behind a nice new car with NJ plates with the following bumper sticker, placed with great care in the exact middle of the bumper:

Southern Wisconsin Bassoon Quartet

Now they must be good to have a following out here. But are they that much better than the Northern Wisconsin Bassoon Quartet? Would they be 20% better with a fifth bassoon?

We'll never know.