Maybe They Can Just Settle This Over A Game of Beirut

Entertainment correspondent K-Mac sends us this story from the Former Fonda Network. I know there's some sort of "Tastes Great - Less Filling" joke to be made here, but I can't quite grasp it in the swirling jello soup that is my brain. Of course, if this story were in Ireland, the two sides would simply take all the money, go out drinking and fight it out after 20 pints or so.