Simpsons Quote of the Day

I don't know why, but this just seems appropriate.

Krusty flashes back to his U.S.O. Tour during Gulf War I, when he entertained the troops... who seemed unusually sensitive...

Krusty: (on stage) "Saddam Hussein? They should call him 'So Damn Insane!'"

Soldier 1: (protesting) "Hey! You're just fanning the flames of hatred!"

Krusty: (ignoring him) "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, just when you thought the desert couldn't get any hotter, it's the Cincinnati Bengal cheerleaders!" (cheerleaders cartwheel onto stage, as soldiers shrink back in the audience)

Soldier 2: (covering his eyes) "I can't look at that! I have a girlfriend back home!"

Soldier #3: (offended and shouting) "This is an insult to our Muslim hosts!"