Random Things That Annoy Me

Because life is full of annoying crap, and this is my place to complain about it.
I've been receiving free copies of Newsweek in the mail, unsolicited, for the last two months or so.  I would even use Newsweek to line a birdcage (the magazine's already loaded with crap).  But today, they sent an invoice offering to continue to send me issues if I pay up.

Personally, I want them to pay me, for the time I had to spend dropping their magazine in the trash every time it shows up.