The Simpsons Quote of the Day

by the world's least dangerous man

Bart's archenemy, Sideshow Bob, is released from prison... and he's dating Bart's Aunt Selma. In fact, at a family dinner, Bob gets ready to pop a significant question to Selma...

Sideshow Bob: "Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?"

Selma: "All right... but no tongues." (removes a cigarette from her lips and puckers up)

Sideshow Bob: (forces a smile) "Although kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray, that's not what I had in mind."