The Sports Rant

by the world's least dangerous man

It's bad enough that I have to live in DC and listen to constant updates about the Redskins, especially since the local sportstalk station runs the updates with the tagline "Return to Glory." It would be tolerable only if they used Bon Jovi's "Blaze of Glory" as the theme song. Come to think of it, the last time the Redskins were good, Bon Jovi probably had a hit album. But I digress.

One of the many reasons for e-starting this endeavor was so that I could write more about sports. Of course, the abuse of John Kerry and the Democrats has taken prominence, but now the Phillies have begun their annual plunge out of contention, and I can see the start of football season approaching. The abuse of Redskins fans shall begin soon. Actually, that works perfectly -- the Redskins and Kerry are both overhyped, ridiculously rich and can only brag about accomplishments that took place over a decade ago.