Turdboy Returns to the Air

I keep thinking that while we're subjected to videotapes by Osama, he's being subjected to videotapes of South Park's episode where Cartman gets Osama to make out with a camel.

So Osama's released a video. The money on this is that it probably helps Bush if it does anything, but I doubt it does anything. 10 personal observations:

1. Osama rips the Patriot Act. Now it's definitely going to get re-authorized.

2. Osama's reference to a child "discussing her goat and its ramming" means he's been watching Michael Moore's flick. I wonder if Osama will support an Oscar nomination for Moore.

3. I'm guessing Osama wanted to explicitly endorse Kerry, but he wasn't sure if he could under McCain-Feingold. (hat tip to NRO)

4. Osama thinks there were 50,000 people in the "two towers." Unless he's been watching some unedited director's footage of Lord of the Rings, I think his numbers are wrong. Maybe he's getting that estimate from the people who count the numbers at Kerry campaign rallies.

5. Osama's accusing Bush of misleading the American people. Maybe Kerry should cry plagarism.

6. I'm betting Osama wanted to also respond to the Swift Boat Vets, but ran out of time.

7. When the President wins on Tuesday, will the Democrats blame the videotape?

8. Maybe Dan Rather will unveil a typewritten note from bin Laden warning Bush about 9/11 on Sunday.

9. The Kerry camp's talking points on this will be that Bush should have killed Osama at Tora Bora. Glad to know he's not questioning the commanders in the field, the soldiers themselves, or trying to micro-manage anything. You think after maligning the military this week regaridng Al-Quaqua and now ripping them for missing OBL at Tora Bora, Kerry's given up on the military vote?

10. Jokes aside... in Spain OBL and his sick bastard supporters killed folks in order to affect their election. Here, he's trying to release a videotape to affect ours. I'd say our guys have done a pretty good job keeping us safe by comparision.