Simpsons Quote of the Day

by the world's least dangerous man

Homer's snowplowing business is threatened by Barney's new company, which takes all his customers. Homer calls Barney and disguises his voice, in an attempt to trick Barney into trying to plow a far-off location on top of a mountain. Barney seems reluctant, but Homer ups the ante...

Homer: (in disguised voice) "There's a $10,000 bill in it for you."

Barney: (suspicious) "Oh yeah? Which president's on it?"

Homer: (struggling, still in disguise) "Uh...um... All of them. They're having a party. Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch."

Barney: "Wow!"