Catherine Bach, Where Are You?

If she sings the theme song, I'm really going to be aggravated. But if TV Guide has it right, then Nick Lechey might wind up playing Cooter...

It's official: Jessica Simpson has landed the role of Daisy Duke in Warner Bros.' upcoming big-screen remake of The Dukes of Hazzard. As reported last week, Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott will star as Bo and Luke.

Apparently Jessica beat out Britney Spears, Mandy Moore and Jessica Biel. No comment on why Kelly Clarkson wasn't up for the job.