The John Kerry Post of the Day

My latest discovery about my favorite cheese-eating surrendermonkey-looking Ketchup King cum Presidential candidate:

If this is true, the election may be over. And the Lord of Truth may have a whole new reason to vote, as noted by Jim Geraghty:

So, how much is all this media focus on Dan Rather hurting the Bush in the presidential race?

Well, SurveyUSA has Bush head of Kerry, 49 to 45.

In New Jersey.

Is this possible? Well, according to Dales, Quinnipiac had Kerry by ten back on Aug. 23.

But Rasmussen had Kerry by 4 among 400 likely voters in Sept. 3. Rutgers/Eagleton had Kerry by two on Sept. 2. And Strategic Vision, a Republican pollster, had Kerry by three on September 12.

It will take another poll or two to confirm that Bush is ahead. But this last bunch of polls suggests its time to take New Jersey out of the “safe Kerry” pile and into the “toss up” pile.

I truly doubt Bush will win the Garden State. And I think Kerry will get one more bounce, and the conflicting poll numbers (Pew has it tied while Gallup has Bush up 14) are probably the result of sampling issues in the polls right now. But the fact that Bush is even close in New Jersey tells you just how weak a candidate Kerry is.